Potholes In Nice Part Of Town Filled With Italian Marble

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Joke's on the Onion, the nice parts of town actually get decent road maintenance so there aren't any potholes.
That sounds like it would be slippery AF
- That's the driver's problem.
In New Orleans we would just fill them up with Mardi Gras beads.
- lol i think ive actually seen that.