But what if I want my truck to be even more of a phallus substitute?
But what if I want my truck to be even more of a phallus substitute?
You could go for the classic chrome look with big hoop steps, or you could snag these bad boys instead.
If your vehicle has running boards then it's too big
Beta soy boy males: Fake missiles on my truck.
Big dick alpha males: Soviet machinegun in the bed.
If Nazi Germany had gone on for a few more years, they too would have strapped toy V2 rockets to their Volkswagens and painted swastikas on the doors.
V2 was a little too big, but they did armed some Kubelwagens with machine guns (Kubelwagen was military version of VW Beetle)
everyone who likes these big stupid pick-up trucks is a DORK
If this were an unhinged DIY thing I could at least appreciate the effort, buying something like that off the shelf is just pathetic on every level
I'm not overcompensating or anything but my truck now has C U M missiles
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