made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her
made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her
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seems like it works as a shit post
What tune is this supposed to go to?
22 0 ReplyChristmas Shoes.
3 0 ReplyI need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha
1 0 Replyyeah Christmas shoes lol
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First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.
9 0 ReplyBeautiful
3 0 ReplyIf you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
2 5 Replylol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
7 0 Reply"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.
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Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?
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