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OmnislashIsACloudApp @lemmy.world

2y ago

made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

seems like it works as a shit post

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What tune is this supposed to go to?
- Christmas Shoes.
- I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha
- yeah Christmas shoes lol
  https://youtu.be/_fKI50MhzVM?si=XKVONbtBCiNfKTUA
First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.
Beautiful
If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
- lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
  
  "Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.
- Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?

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