2y ago

Bed, bath and beyond.

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The beyond being mould, I presume.
- Don’t forget mildew and wood rot!
  
  And you get to sleep in moist blankets...
Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.
- My car was stolen earlier and yet this is the worst thing to happen to me today. I hate it.
  
  Aw man, what kind of car? Hyundai?
- You know you don't have to say everything you think, right?
- I bow to you words of wisdom or experience. I don't know yet.
- Living the dream
  
  Pissing into a plastic bag, throwing it in the shower like a water balloon.
- You've got that special something. I can't quite put my finger on it, or in it, but I know it's somehow related to how humans made it this far.
  
  I hear that I'm special all the time.
Mount a TV to the wall, get a hot plate and a mini fridge and you’re good to go!
Someone please tell me that shelving unit isn’t structural.
- Looks like a gap between the top of it and the bed and a post behind it, so I don't think it is.
- Looks like the bed has a leg behind it fortunately. I totally had the same thought at first though.
$2200/mo. First, last, and security deposit required
Like a London sublet for £500 a month in Zone 3.
- For £500 that's a shared bathroom.
  
  Ain't that the sad truth.
- What is Zone 3?
  
  It’s the way the London Underground is split up, in kinda circles from the centre point. Zone 1 is a fairly small area of central London, zone 2 is a little further out etc. Zone 3 is the closest most people could possibly afford to live. My sister lives in zone 5 and works in Westminster. It’s about a 45 min commute on the tube.
Where's the slide?
- A water slide, if you will
I can't stop imagining a TV screen beside the shower, just outside the photo...
- Some family friends of ours have a built in bathroom tv. It’s actually pretty cool!
  
  Heh that was in the man's bathroom in a home improvement episode, before smartphones that was the dream..so you didn't have to read shampoo bottles or remember your Mad magazine.
That's some fancy ass jail cell
It's not practical, but it does look cozy.
When you're in the tub and it starts raining on you because your roommate peed the bed.
In Germany This is called an “Ein-Zimmer-Wohn-Klo” (One-Bedroom-Living-Toilet).
- The mold and mildew in your mattress
  
  My friend had a bed wetter live with them for a few months. I can't imagine the mattress could get worse than that - this would be the perfect solution.

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