E3 2004! The HYPEST

We met Reggie, who's about kicking ass and taking names.

And the DS is revealed...and it COMES OUT THAT YEAR?! Whaaaaaa

I was so hyped. I started saving my pennies right away.

The multiplayer experience was unbelievable. No cables, no square box thing to play more than 2 players. And you didn't even need multiple copies of the game! Just all play Mario Kart!

The thumb strap was a neat idea, but not the easiest in practice. Though I did find it great for aiming in the Metroid FPS game, much better than the stylus.

And OF COURSE it was backwards compatible!

Loved it. Beautiful machine. I still have 2 DS Lites that work.

Ah. The classic

Feel free to enumerate other options.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish

Same. Although I haven't played in a while and I know a lot of mechanics were reworked. Maybe it's time to hit it up again.

Only downside is it eats battery like crazy

Am I the only one who loves the Switch? That the joycons come off and even have their own shoulder buttons is so cool. You can just set it on a table and play some multiplayer Mario Kart, heck yes. And they snap into the ring fit circle thingie! Neat! And the Pro controller is great all around.

Shout out to the DS Lite. Loved that thing. Gotta have the thumb strap to play that Metroid multiplayer FPS.

Worst: TI-84. How the hell they still charging over $100 for this thing, when it has less processing power than a Palm Pilot? Seriously the CPU is from 1976. Yeah Bubble Bobble and Block Dude are great, but the Zelda port runs awful.

We already moved the fingerprint scanner from the back of the phone to the front of the phone, and our focus groups say it would be SO COOL if the scanner was even farther forward!! So on our next model, to unlock your phone, simply punch yourself in the face

It's also worth pointing out that this was sued in a copyright lawsuit some time ago. The wikipedia article mentions it, but here's the slashdot discussion if you want to feel like stepping into a time machine: https://m.slashdot.org/story/158778

It caused a momentary panic when everyone realized that this thing runs the system clocks for everything everywhere, and if it got taken down by a copyright suit it would be disastrous for, well, everybody.

a practical, actionable solution

I'm starting to believe that there is a contingent on Lemmy who wants this solution to be violent revolution, but they don't want to say that out loud. They don't want you to vote Kamala, they don't want you to vote Trump, they don't want you to vote third-party--they want you to make some molotovs and buy a Guy Fawkes mask.

But maybe I'm just reading into things.

https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-perfect-match/

How is there fiber in that

This is accurate lol

Life, uh, finds a way

Pontiac Vibe, good little car

Your info is out of date, now the cia is pushing "cultural genocide" because "genocide" was remarkably uncredible. Remember the delegations of Muslim countries to the region?

Incredible if you believe tankie news sources, maybe?

Hong Kong was a British colony that is part of mainland China. They're Chinese. Integrating them into the wider system is a step in erasing the legacy of colonialism in China.

Integrating...by force. Sounds like they are continuing the legacy of colonialism to me. "They're Chinese" lol, they were perfectly happy existing with their freedoms intact. But I guess the CCP feels that they own all the Chinese people and have a right to subjugate them?

Literally name a country that doesn't do this lol. Here in the US local police have off the books torture and indefinite detention facilities

There's a difference between rogue behavior at a local scale and official policy at a country-wide scale.

Now if only they could do all that stuff without committing genocide, crushing Hong Kong, black-bagging dissidents, etc etc

Honestly surprised eggs aren't higher across the board

Shhh if we tell them it hurts GDP, billionaires might start actually paying attention

IIRC:

Science: Blue

Math: Red

English: Black

History: Yellow

Spanish: Green

Are you saying there's a Balrog down there