And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it's an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.
Ok, first time I'll admit that there is something not getting on the "everything is a dildo, if ..." - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.
Once a bearded German warned us about what would happen in the future but many called him crazy, I think it's too late to agree with him now. Welcome to the world created in the similarity of the neoliberalism of the decadent bourgeoisie.