Life update: Found a katana on the street.
Life update: Found a katana on the street.
With this blade I will become unstoppable. Once I cleaned the bloody fingerprints off it, it's good as new.
Its a trap, once you unsheathe it you must shed blood to sheathe it again
16 0 Replycame here to say this. 100% a cursed blade
11 0 ReplyDoes 2x damage though.
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4 0 Reply75 hp worth
5 0 Replythat worked for Paul the Samurai.
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Using this to make supper and then I'm gunna' open some unpaid bill envelopes with it afterwards.
10 0 ReplyDid you find it on the street in an amazon box in front of my house? Because that's my christmas present to my mom
10 0 ReplyThe blade chose you...
9 0 ReplyI once found a brand new tracksuit on the street. Well, it had a human inside, but still.
9 0 ReplyWatch out, it might contain the soul of an evil ninja ghost and you'll find yourself beating up guys after jazzercise class and dating a cop like in the documentary Ninja III: The Domination
7 0 ReplyYes.
6 0 ReplyIf you wake up wearing a black leather duster and matrix sunglasses it might be possessed by the ghost of a mall ninja.
6 0 ReplyOmai wa, mou shinderu!
5 0 Reply*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid
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