You wake up in a world where everyone has the ability to read minds, except for you. How would you handle your interactions with others?

Start thinking about those around me having the most bizarre sex I can think of. If they are going to invade my privacy, I'm going to make them regret it.

I go back to sleep.

All anyone would ever hear trying to read my mind is

Na na na na na na, Hey! Na na na na na.