Ah yes, the daughter as an object/possession, a cornerstone of misogyny..
173 24 ReplyDon't worry, the daddy daughter dance at the chastity ball is 100% normal and cool
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What about "dads are protective of their daughters"?
Edit: better yet, "parents are protective of their children"
29 71 ReplyMy parents made me regret coming late by being disappointed at me, not by threats.
67 6 ReplyI gotta say, if some chud pulled a gun on my kid like this, I would get real protective real quick.
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Boomer meme
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7 53 ReplySelf-descriptive comment.
37 2 ReplyOk boomer, off to bed with you.
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Boomer humour
116 14 ReplyWhat in boomeristan is this
68 10 ReplyTurns out the daughter slows down on purpose at the end of the date so the friend is too late in bringing her home on time.
She also deliberately dates assholes she would rather see death.
This is a murder spree ran by her and her father.
51 3 ReplyPretty sure this is the plot to >!Get Out.!<
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This boomer humor needs to go die the sad little death it deserves.
44 7 ReplyI think at that point those two deer can just leave and never have to come back.
22 1 Reply10:30? More like whatever time it is in that frame plus however long it takes to walk to the car and say "good luck with your crazy father, but I'm out".
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18 0 ReplyDo we have a r/comedynecromancy equivalent on Lemmy? These would make for a decent base for that.
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Who pronounces it m'kay instead of 'mkay?
4 1 ReplyBoth pronunciations are identical. Unless you showed someone both at the same time and told them to take a very close look at them, Nobody would even notice there's a difference and everyone would pronounce them as expected.
4 0 ReplyI disagree. I would read 'mkay as "mm-kay" and m'kay more like "muh-kay" (similar to m'lady)
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Is that supposed to be the deer daughter or deer wife? Either way shouldn't she not have antlers? Also don't threaten to shoot people as a general rule
1 0 ReplyThe ageism is strong in this thread.
9 38 ReplyPeople are saying this isn't funny to young people who would be horrified by this.
20 0 ReplyThe humor or lack there of has nothing to do with it.
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Which do you hate more, this thread or your spouse?
19 0 ReplyHave you stopped beating your child?
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Lmao what
18 4 ReplyAlways somebody looking for any excuse to be offended... and they call us snowflakes.
3 1 ReplyBigotry should offend everyone. But no, snow flakes are each unique fractals. So I'd never call you one.
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