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As an Americam, I approve of this satire!
Wait a minute.
It... it is satire, right?
As an American, I am also now confused.
What if... what if this isn't satire and someone REALLY thinks that being European is better than being American? No... surely it can't be!
America is the greatest!
...RIGHT?!
Hello?...
(O_O)
America #1
(In military spending and gun deaths!)
And maternal mortality in the developed world!
And incarcerated population
Yeah definitely satire, mate. Just stay there in cowboy land. Ignorance is bliss.
Phew, for a minute there I was worried you were going to take aim* at my bud lite, guns, and flag
*pun intended
Murica? Pass me a hot dog and the lack of healthcare.
hey! The Hot Dog was invented in Germany and brought to the US by a German immigrant. Don't give them our sausages!
I am a german currently in the US for work. They can have all the hotdogs for themselves. We don't want that stuff, this has nothing in common with proper sausages. Not even the shape.
I'll give you a hospital bill to use as a napkin with that that hot dog!
Also, school shootings
Thanks but no thanks!
Oh shoot
Pew pew pew
Even if you're joking, you pretty much fit the "America is the centre of the universe for Americans" cliché, lol.