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Where do I find a list of current taglines these days?

I saw something about bringing your dog to a gay bar, but didn't catch the end of it.

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  • the one you're looking for is

    Taking a dog into a gay bar, saying “who’s a good boy” and writing down which guys react subconsciously

    it's all admin-side so we'd have to write a separate list for the public and keep that updated

  • They're actually all served whenever you load the homepage--you'll see them if you check the source.

    edit: of course I remember about the angle bracket bug AFTERWARDS, so all the CURRENT_USER/YEAR jokes are lost in my compendium and I'm too tired rn to fix it

    Part 1

    "Home of the all-you-can-eat struggle session"

    "The internet's fastest-growing Pete Buttigieg fansite"

    "A support group for terminally online"

    "Please report for re-education"

    "Welcome home, comrade"

    "LORE REQUEST: MOMMYBIGDICK"

    "Robespierre Did Nothing Wrong"

    "Welcome to the cum zone"

    "TRAINS"

    "Stay safe out there"

    "The Dive Bar at the End of the Universe"

    "Alexa, end racism."

    "Hillary Clinton is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself"

    "Is your hate pure?"

    "Mr. Gorbachev, hit these back walls"

    "the revolution will be petitionised"

    "Uh... you know... the thing"

    "bodily function, laugh"

    "I am once again asking you to sort your megathread by /new"

    "Keep your vital essences inside at all times."

    "What do you mean podcast?"

    "Hear me out... Heptagon Bear"

    "Roll for Sanity"

    "Italians Need Not Register"

    "Y'all hear about cum?"

    "The Leading Peer-to-Peer Toothbrush Confiscation Website"

    "Ask Us About China!"

    "the only good hellsite"

    "Ask Us About Animal Liberation!"

    "Sharpens Guillotine"

    "You've Been Added to Another Watchlist"

    "Stalin Did Nothing Wrong"

    "The Kulaks Deserved It"

    "The Romanovs Deserved It"

    "The Landlords Deserved It"

    "The Sparrows Deserved It"

    "Death to America"

    "مرگ بر آمریک"

    "the wise man solemnly bowed his head and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good &bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron.""

    "There's no longer a dang CHEETO in the whitehouse!"

    "THIS SITE IS HENTAI FREE. Lookin for it? Leave"

    "No."

    "who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off"

    "i dont understand what this anime has to do with the interview"

    ""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

    "There is no ethical cum under capitalism"

    "Everything is fucked. Piracy is cool"

    "Yeet the rich"

    "...In Minecraft"

    "One neat trick your landlord doesn't want you to know"

    "These CG bullet wounds aren't doing it for me"

    "Capitalism killed squibs"

    "You mean that drug lord?"

    "Yeah we're anarcho-marxist-leninist-maoist-trotskyist-dengist-christmanists"

    "More 👏 Female 👏 Drone 👏 Pilots"

    "Fraternal Order of the Bernard Brethren"

    "Bullying Works"

    "Down with Cis"

    "remember to fraternally kiss a comrade today"

    "healthcare pls"

    "where we cum once we cum all"

    "belligerent and numerous"

    "This machine kills fascists"

    "Post hog!"

    "Capitalism, more like crapitalism, amirite xD"

    "Line go down"

    "Officially endorsed by George Soros"

    "Patent pending"

    "Low energy raid!"

    "No gods, no masters"

    "You have nothing to lose but your chains!"

    "Nye nye, uwu"

    "A fascist worked out today, did you?"

    "Listen, Jack!"

    "Be gay, do crimes"

    "social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism"

    "Real possum hours"

    "go to horny jail... bonk!"

    "Hillary Clinton Fan Club"

    "Kick grass and smoke ass"

    "And where did that bring you? Back to me"

    "Post Hog"

    "Check out this dope-ass bear"

    "Volcel Gang"

    "Yesterday was the same, tomorrow will be different"

    ":shapiro-poplar: alright as you can see, i just went shopping at home depot, you should do the same, this wood, this board, this magnificent piece of poplar, is now mine."

    "proud mod team of internet janitors preaching the values of communism and hrt (for those who wish to partake in it)"

    "Buh?"

    "Hot take I know, but I don’t think the soviet union ever dissolved. When the US government says that they did this giant geopolitical feat to prove how america was better than russia, I treat it with heavy scrutiny."

    "You downbeared my post. Now everyone’s gonna be infertile, and the elite will take over and invent their fucking Rockies paradise."

    "I liked it but then I went to the Server’s page and saw it’s filled with Communist symbols, got terrified and closed it :("

    "line go up world more gooder"

    "All Cats Are Beautiful"

    "Ripping off Futurama taglines since 3020"

    "Had to have high, high hopes for a living"

    "A couple of nominally anarchist users here find reasons to perpetually express resentment, but I think this comes from them sympathizing too much with anarcho-bidenists."

    "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

    "I sort of give up on podcasts. There doesn’t seem to be much good faith about podcasts; People are telling me to stop listening to these people (I don’t unless I click a link here) while simultaneously defending paying them large sums of money as good actually."

    "listening to a fucking plate smashing and being like 'that's real music baby' to my slowly dissolving friend group"

    "All they have managed to do is make themself sad. They are starting to suspect Karl Marx fucked them over personally with his socio-economic theory. It has, however, made them into a very, very smart person with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, they now build a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world."

    "I guess you could say we believe it because it's impossible. It's our way of saying we refuse to accept that the world has to remain... like this... steban "

    "In the dark times, should the stars also go out? steban "

    "They will single-handedly raise the Soviet Union from the liberalized stronghold where it has been resting, covered in ghosts and snow! They are the Big Communism Builder. Come, witness 's attempt to rebuild Communism in the year !"

    "it is and you're still posting :07:"

    " needs to log off."

    "A fascist posted today, did you?"

    "Proud member of the swoletariat"

    "like digg but leftist"

    "Hide your toothbrushes"

    "endless china struggle sessions"

    "Should have been lib.rehab"

    "We have hexbears"

    "Keep calm and VOTE"

    "LIB!"

    "ok guys hear me out, nordic socialism"

    "HOG OUT or LOG OUT"

    "Everyone's a lib except me"

    "pig poop balls"

    "Is this a bit?"

    "Shitposters of the world UNITE!"

    "bear with us"

    "It wasn't okay to close the subreddit as a joke"

    "All Bunny Cops Are Bastards"

    "Official Community for the podcast Citations Needed"

    "Kinda Nice With It"

    "a line of dancing crabs"

    "chapo? like the drug dealer?"

    "Pokemon Go to the proles"

    "Pokemon Go! to the polls"

    "Hog Futures Are Up"

    "This is me. This is how I win."

    "Ah, nevertheless,"

    "We love to see it"

    "...and I'm reporting for DUTY"

    "God, could dad drive a car"

    "We love our beautiful posters, don't we folks?"

    "Don't blame me, blame society"

    "Welcome to the machine!"

    "I'm just here for the shitposting"

    "Now accepting suggestions for today's struggle session"

    "It's true. We're turning the frogs gay"

    "You're welcome to join my expedition to go back to 19th century Vienna and kill Freud. The time machine is finished. We're leaving on Tuesday. You need to bring your own gun and German phrase book. "Ver is der mommenfucken quaken doktor vit der kokaine habbit?""

    "Every hexbear comment reads like AI trained only on the Tumblr accounts of 14 year olds with Stalin body pillows."

    "17 18 19 35 7 7 17 18 GREY 49 70 70 108 108 9 00 BLACK"

    "What is workplace democracy? Would love to finally hear some socialist philosophy from someone that isn’t a goddamn Hexbear user."

    "Wear every downvote over on the reddit island of lemmy like a badge."

    "This is the last comment I’m ever making on this instance. You’ll never see my main account here again or this account ever be used again. I don’t trust the people here. Especially when doing some research and it seems that lemmy.ml got co-opted by lemmygrad and is slowly turning into hexbear 2.0."

    "At this point Hexbear is essentially co-opted by astroturfing terrorists"

    "Hexbear.net is like if Fox News was to create a leftist website. It smells so fake."

    "Man, I was all on board with this idea. Federated instances made so much sense to me. But it’s tankies all the way down, and it’s just not worth my time anymore. Hell, if the largest instance bans you seconds after you call out a tankie mod, where can you escape? Great idea, terrible execution. Everyone wants lemmy to grow, well, until the tankies are gone, that shit just ain’t gonna happen. "

    "Hexbears are half troll farm, a quarter 4chan larper, and a quarter confused teenagers who just found out how many fascist regimes America has supported."

    " fully understands the core of international geopolitics. "

    "everything under heaven is in chaos, the situation is not particularly excellent but nonetheless ww3 was started at a rave"

    "I’m left. But what the fuck is the deal with “tankies” though? "

    "I must confirm the sequences I have. Will pay $5,000 per hair obtained from HIllary Clinton. Payment after the sequence matches."

    "seeing a modlog with “reason: sent picture of a pig shitting” is the funniest thing I’ll see all day."

    "I'm a liberal, and I'm also a proud socialist. And so are you."

    "Just to be clear, this is not an invitation to discussion with you, but a warning to others who might see your comment."

    "hexbear? like the drug dealer?"

    "I'm a good Maoist, I hate sex"

    "I’m a veteran of The Culture War. Lieutenant Colonel in the 207th Hexbear Corps. I received a Purple Heart in the Battle of the Maid Cafe"

    "Patrons at Miami eatery Versailles cheered when Donald Trump twice declared “Food for everyone!” during a surprise stop at the Little Havana hotspot. Then he left without buying food for anyone."

    "If I cant post, it isn't my revolution"

    "I was like "this vape tastes funny" and she was like "oh yeah its dmt""

    "you wanna hear about what happened in my AP Gov class today?"

    "reminder: stalin saved the world from fascism"

    • Part 2

      "This post breaks site rules! I am reporting the post instead of posting! If you disagree then please DM a mod because its my right as a user to know why not. Otherwise if its not necessary due to the post being locked then its fine. I just want this user to know that their drama-seeking, malicious, hostile, bullying post is unacceptable."

      "A marxist with an internet connection can create absolute fucking havok if they’re dedicated enough. The movement rises and recedes like the crash of a wave"

      "Notice to all suxbears entering this premesis: Donald Trump is a communist and he is just like you. Everyone here agrees! "

      "Is this post for real a response to someone suggesting that being obsessed with online communities isn’t a particularly healthy habit? Because I just came from that post on the front page where you called that person a boomer right before making this post."

      "Do the Dead mean nothing to you?"

      " days until a sitting U.S. Congressperson says the word 'tankie' on T.V."

      "You had the audacity to change your class? Just like that? Like flipping on a light switch? Now your labor belongs to yourself. You are self-exploiting. Congratulations. Welcome to the petit bourgeoisie."

      "You can see no shortage of some unknown number of unscrupulous, anonymous mods in the modlog."

      "mods!! mods! one of those obscene low follower count boys stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !"

      "there’s a class of people on this site the law protects and does not punish, while there’s another class of people the law punishes, but does not protect."

      "all cops are removed"

      "Hexbear is a facsimile, mediated through a thousand screens. go kiss, go get kissed, go reject a kiss, go be denied a kiss. go out."

      "bidets are the next step in the historical material process of ass cleaning. live in ass feudalism if you like, but don’t get jealous when ass communism happens and you aren’t invited because youve left your ass in the dark ages"

      "ban me if you must, but i will go down swinging"

      "idk if a therapy session is the best place to go off on a Maoist Third Worldist rant, but you do you I guess"

      "Okay, first learn how to do the dishes and then maybe you can work on buying a bidet. If you can’t understand the analogy then I’d hate to see your kitchen."

      "cornrade biggs, will you bring a revolutonary people’s war to christmas?"

      "haha, manufactured consent printer go brrr"

      "You likely came here from the Discord and you want to dictate social norms to me, and you wonder why it won’t work."

      "Tbh, I completely expected to be viewed as a friend after being here so long"

      "Like, yeah, all billionaires are awful and some do shit like build weapons. Goddamn do I hate Musk more than all of them. It’s like how people hate Umbridge more than Voldemort."

      "You can grow tobacco in your kitchen. Try growing a car."

      "You’re re-posting your not-tweet from a twitter knock-off that you use because it’s open source and federated and posting your not-tweet here because in some way you think that's posting"

      "One attendee recounts the Chief Twit “absolutely [turning] into a corncob” in the face of the crowd reaction (80% of the stadium boos)"

      "I can’t tell how many layers of irony are happening here."

      "People on psychedelics are open to much weirder shit than marxism. I’m not saying you should MK Ultra your friend, but what if you did?"

      "hexbear is filmed in front of a live studio audience"

      "Tonight at 7pm MSK on Cytube we're watching the The Jerma Show!"

      "If this is a paraphrase of your take we have a pretty big misunderstanding"

      "AOC is doing what the unions asked her to do!"

      "Except I'm not a burger eating oil thief, chauvanist."

      "I don’t drag you in front of your computer screen and demand you comment at gunpoint."

      "I am a communist. I am an anarchist. I am a Marxist. I am a socialist. My disagreements are based purely on those terms."

      "Do I need to have blue and white light continually crisping my retinas to please you?"

      "I get dancing, I just don’t have the urge to do it. Which is a little weird because a lot of the music I like is very danceable"

      "Republicans won the house by less than 1 percent!"

      "Noooo don't you see the right is winning the culture war!!!"

      "Home of Young Sheldon Fans Worldwide"

      "When the users post too much they complain it causes the website to break, that users are terminally online and need to touch grass, they complain struggle sessions are lame and 1000 comments is really just the same one guy and the same 5 people spamming the same comments over and over."

      "When the users don’t post enough they complain the community is too small and insulated, that leftism is dead and nazis won the culture war."

      "I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th."

      "Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, "Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here" It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!"

      "A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"

      "The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."

      "I too have a Posting Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!"

      "He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don't threaten people Joe!"

      "My son Donald is doing very well. Thank you!"

      "Good Morning, Have A Great Day!"

      "it ain't me, it ain't me, i ain't no son :trans-specter:"

      "John Bolton was one of the dumbest people in government that I’ve had the "pleasure" to work with. A sullen, dull and quiet guy, he added nothing to National Security except, "Gee, let’s go to war." Also, illegally released much Classified Information. A real dope!"

      "i personally think capitalism is quite cringe"

      "506f737420686f672c206c69626572616c"

      "Running on Java Minecraft v0.9"

      "unfortunately not everyone here is a volcel"

      "Avoid the Noid"

      "cant go 2 seconds without someone trying to tell me piss is good. if piss is so good then why do they pay guys to mop it up?? go read Theory"

      "unsafe { start_hexbear() }"

      "You’re a gusano, Harry!"

      "Cumming is bourgeois"

      "scrolling through 900,000 emails calling me a hideous cock sucker to find a benihana coupon i thought i saw like a week ago"

      " is a liberal."

      "shidding out of my doodoo ass"

      "you love to see it folks"

      ":pete: If we can light up a high school gym—we can light a neighborhood. :pete:"

      ":frog-no-pretext:"

      "Kissinger: still not dead :angery:"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read The Conquest of Bread"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read State and Revolution"

      "ok i pull up"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read Trans Liberation: Beyond Pink and Blue"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read The Communist Manifesto"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read What Is To Be Done?"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read Synopsis of Capital"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read Letter from a Birmingham Jail"

      "YOU! Yes, you, . Go read Sonic's Space-Time Adventure"

      "People won’t join Lemmy while it’s so full of political propaganda. I’m thinking about leaving and I was thrilled to be part of it two months ago. Hexbear.net is really poisoning the well for me."

      "On hexbear.net, moderators are a traumatizing social power-dynamic, left up to the whim of 1 person, that has a significant effect on your life, and there's nothing you can do about it."

      "bit idea: 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100111 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111 01110000 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101100 01101100 01110011"

      "Bazinga!"

      "me and my nephew taking turns on the bad take machine to see what asinine bullshit we're posting about today"

      "you've been doxxed motherfucker, i know the first three numbers"

      "so sorry for party rockin"

      "casually plugging in the full 5tb drive i have that contains only the same jpeg of mc ride and that big fuckin moth over and over again into my boss's computer (trolled)"

      "hexagonal family crest with a bear on it"

      "motherfuckers buying nfts when you can just right click"

      "62 65 61 72"

      "not safe for the british"

      "logging on to reddit to create /r/shitfuck23i290i as my 57th attempt at making a cth clone and watching it get banned instantly"

      "you could read a hexbear tagline or you could just look at the dril tweets we finessed them from"

      "i got pigpoop balls from the fucking moderator."

      "listening to my mom slowly read the dilbert guy's tweets out loud about how xi jinping personally got his son addicted to fentanyl and shaking my head to show that i disagree"

      "making a megathread about the most menial shit and watching everyone be forced to post in it since the sun goes away first for me"

      "lib, laugh, love"

      "True freedom is the ability to spout nonsense on a forum, label a community the way you see it, call the people illiterate and see the moderators as authoritarian without getting punched in the face."

      "she turned me into a walkable city with that high speed rail"

      • Part 3

        "Raddle has existed for years. You should remember that the authoritarians who founded Hexbear could have made a forum on our site, but they decided to chase power instead."

        "How is asking you to judge a decision based on the alternatives available at the time ‘we live in society’? Can you explain your smell please?"

        "Hexbear in general is ridiculous. It’s a system of rules enforced on people so people look to power posters to get told the rules, when a critical thinker scientifically oriented sophisticated intelligent person will look at the logic and PHYSICS of how to post or comment."

        "bawling, numb, desolate as i realize my specific way of clogging my fuckig arteries was messed up"

        "Proud single-day host of the CPC"

        "proud cop hating buttlog community"

        "there is a french person in my house and he keeps asking me what this picture of a pipe is, please help"

        "current person of ridicule: "

        "what if we had communism but wasn't invited to it, that'd be fucking hilarious"

        "doing a fuckn sick triple backflip to distract anyone who tries to ask if th homelessness crisis could be fixed by just giving them the empty houses that well outnumber them"

        "hyperloop? more like diaperpoop. elon musk legally has to give me all his assets now."

        "having a public breakdown as my friends start to realize i'm not actually slavoj zizek"

        "deliberately visiting a site i don't like to own myself"

        "i saw keir starmer in the pub last night, chill guy, slapped a tory sticker on him and bolted"

        "marvel slop true kino parasite 0/10"

        "creating a music genre called hog so one day there will be post-hog artists"

        "putting a bunch of random shit next to a soyboy wojak and seeing who gets mad"

        "Stream Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx!"

        "Remember to turn off your russian keyboard товарищ"

        "Revolutions in mirror may be closer than they appear"

        "What's the frequency, Kenpachi?"

        "It's got what libs crave!"

        "over time it's become apparent this is what hexbear users do repeatedly: gaslight and troll because they thrive off the perception of "triggering" people."

        "tip your landlord niko-cocktail"

        "No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me. "

        "if it puts your minds at ease I myself am bisexual and watch the Jimquisition religiously"

        "I've always wanted one of my comments to become a tagline, but I don't want to get banned in the attempt."

        "yeah i go on hexbear.net for the sophisticated political discourse like "would you fuck a clown?""

        "I switched to a instance that block Hexbear.net. Sometimes, I can get a little political without too many issues, I am a far left anti capitalist tho, I just really dislike facists with a bit of red paint!"

        "Maybe you’re right! I just don’t care because you’re assholes about it."

        "Fuck these tankies man. I’m as leftist as they come and I HATE what these people are doing to the cause. We want healthcare and equal rights, and these hexbears are dragging us all down with their fascination for those horrible fascist regimes (it takes 2 braincells to realize the CCP is 1984 incarnate)."

        "Are you asking me if I gave my shrimp a wedding?

        Are you implying your shrimp are living in sin?"

        "Oh fuck, didn't see what instance this is. I will become killed."

        "lea-caramelldansen"

        "sartre-pipe Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. "

        "Leninists and OG Marxists usually don’t get lumped in with Tankies - while Trotskists definitely should be. Tankies accept blatant authoritarianism as an acceptable cost to achieve socialism, non-Tankies reject authoritarian regimes.

        … and super-Tankies are hexbear.net users."

        "pee pee poo poo"

        "Piss and shit"

        "Nancy Pelosi is the god emperor, corporate Memphis is the official art style, it truely is the dark ages."

        "Listen here you emotional commie, ever heard of Remy Descart? Probably not, it would probably hurt your feelings. Anyway, Descart said “Cogito, ergo sum” which is Latin (he was from Latin America) and means “I think, therefore I am.” Me, I think I am rational, therefore I am rational. Cogito facts, ergo logic motherfucker. Maybe you can’t understand sentences with no pronouns in them?"

        "your one-stop community for any and all time-travel related discussion. Earth flat, not round, yes we get it, but off-topic posts will be removed. We are teleportation adjacent."

        "Gollum owns his own home: a cozy little cave in a walkable (well, climbable) goblin city that is devoid of suburban sprawl and car-centric bullshit. He also used to get free health care via the One Ring (albeit no dental)."

        "Stay out of my territory."

        "I and many other Web Authors such as myself am much aggrieved by the constant, incessant, and unceasing use of emotes on this Web site. It is acrimonious and salacious that authors such as myself who insist upon having serious intercourse are placed at such a magnumonious disadvantage."

        "That is unironically what hexbear.net wants. Nobody is immune to propaganda and hexbear.net knows that, if hexbear.net can get people to start looking there - even out of hatred - they can recruit into their echo chamber. That’s their goal."

        "max stirner was made up by engels in order for marx to get really mad at him"

        "I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux."

        "i am trying to log onto discord to debate you, unfortunately the captcha says i need a picture of your genitalia to proceed, please send it posthaste so we can engage in the marketplace of ideas"

        "Chatters Last Against The Wall"

        "Time is a flat hex"

        "Train good. Car bad."

        "like reddit but without the nazis"

        "I cannot fucking wait until Henry Kissinger verbs"

        "This is how Bernie can still win"

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        "It’s in Moscow, get to posting!"

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