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Lydia_K @startrek.website

1y ago

Janeway would back him up

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Janeway would have flushed that guy right out the airlock and then suggested the Doctor expand his life experiences by coming up with a song with the country singer.
- She wouldn’t have wasted all that recycled protein, she’s got a crew to coffee’s.

Walks up to a replicator. "The rich. Medium well."
- Ew, gross.
  Medium rare, at most.
  
  You are thinking of beef. The Rich are full of bacteria and parasites and should be thoroughly cooked before consuming.
  
  They're kinda gamey. It's a tough choice.
- That's disgusting. Nothing more than medium rare, otherwise why bother
  
  Consuming raw or undercooked the rich may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

I've always fucking loved that moment when he calls out the romulans and Picard is like 'yeah true.'

"There's coffee in the rich..."
- "Set phasers to 'Roast'"

Toss his ass into the replicator recycling bin.

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