The future is now

No one makes christmas lists that are short like Gaston!

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

What, you egg?

Stabs him

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

Fuck you, Google. I wanted two cartons.

This is what happens when you downsize the team responsible for auto generating these responses

AI is tryna tell you something. Go all in on eggs and hodl

It predicted they will get super expensive 🫰.

For a second I thought "love, mom" was a reply. Things are not as bad as they could have been!