Terrible parenting. If you're going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.
Seriously, you could yeet it at least 300m that way, maybe more since they're less than 90kg.
Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.
I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.
Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can't be wrong.
On the other side of the room
This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?
I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance
Yeah it is, it's just funny with the caption
Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!
Bratapult
Woudn't having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can't imagine it would launch the baby too far.
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