Pizza! Pizza!
Pizza! Pizza!
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TIL people think they're going to Little Caesar's to get "pizza"
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It's more pizza-like than what you typically can get for $6 at other places. 🤷♂️
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"How was the pizza?"
"Eh. Mid."
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This sounds like one of those "Arby's Boys" skits. Just replacing Arby's with Little Sleazers.
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Pizza! Huzza!
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Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0
Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0
Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.
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TIL Little Caesars is probably on the Epistein list
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Oh shit! I was barely 15 when I worked there. I ran the oven, and sold pot to the manager lol.
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Well it's called LITTLE Caesars, not Big Ceasers.
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These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores. This sort of behavior exists across all fast food franchises.
Every fast food place I've ever worked, the owners are trash. They dont work in their own stores except for extreme circumstances. They pay the lowest possible wages and churn through workers all so they can become millionaires. Their personalities were all so toxic that the actual workers prefer them not to be around.
Just one a thousand reasons to only dine at locally owned businesses where the owner is literally working alongside happy staff everyday.
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tHiS iS An AD!
Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they've risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.
This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, "Be funny if..."
Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.
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Hot n Ready?
The joke was either fighting or gloryholes.
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Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.
Ugh, no, thats not cynicism. If you constantly end up in biased results which are like "there's nothing to do", that's cynicism.
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I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"
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This is an ad.
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TIL Abraham Lincoln works at Little Caesar's.
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Why is this corporate dick sucking shit so heavily upvoted?
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Because it’s “funny”.
About as funny as any other story that ends with “and everyone clapped and gave me $20”.
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Right? I'm not any more inclined to go to Little Caesar's, but I chuckles at a stupid story and that's that.
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Speaking as someone who delivered a lot of pizza in a previous life, I can confirm that after being exposed to enough bullshit from customers plus the constant threat of getting jumped and robbed (even from idiots who claimed they were "just joking around"), us delivery drivers absolutely were ready to throw down at any instant, for just about any reason. The counter staff probably less so.
Two dipshits arguing with each other in my lobby (i.e. not arguing with us) wouldn't be one of them, though. That's how you can tell this is fake. I'd have just tossed both of them out on their asses and ate whoever's pizza it was that just got canceled. Deliverator don't give a fuck what your problem is.
I could write a book on the ways people found out after fucking around in the various restaurants I worked at. The statute of limitations has probably come up by now...