1w ago

Underwear

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My wife and I aren't a queer couple, but memes like this make me feel like we're missing out.
- Anyone can buy neon space cat underwear. You don’t have to be queer. 😸
- Don't let your dreams be dreams. Buy those space taco cat briefs today. Flaunt them like you know you can, honey.
- You can be a queer couple some day
- My wife and I aren’t queer either. I wear black and she wears the neon taco space cats.
  
  My wife wears the black underpants and I wear the fun ones.
Posts like this make me wonder why all of my underwear is black, it's not like anyone else will see them!
- I knew a music teacher that only owned black underwear, on the in theory that if her underwear showed during a student's recital it wouldn't be obvious. (Her recital uniform was all black.)
  Are your a music teacher?
  
  No, but I also only wear black xD
- I had the same question but laser taco space cat
- But you see them.
I like the ones with spaceships
- The neon taco cats are flying the spaceships...
They're space corgis, I'll have you know.
And I'm the one with the boring underwear. The cuts I like tend to come in solid colors, maybe sometimes with flowers.
I'm "only" ace with usually straight partners but I am definitely in the neon underwear camp. Excepts it's parrots, tucans and flamingos. Life's too short to give a shit.
Damn this one is brutal
DAmnit! I thought my wildly eclectic bright red underwear with zippered pockets let me be queer enough in my sea of solid colored maroon/black/blue/and-the-one-odd-blue/green/brown/maroon-camo underoos. Now you're telling me I have to get a partner with drawings/designs?
Y'all are wearing underwear?

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