I have no choice but to abandon communism

Communism is when no nugget

Communist nuggets are just empty breading in the shape of a nugget, an illusion, not unlike the fake cities built by the DPRK. This turns out to be harder and more expensive than breading and frying a real nugget, but that's communist inefficiency for you 😔

Ah, but communism brings Pierogis. They're way nicer, like both the chips and the nuggets all in one.

ty capitalism for reclaimed chicken sludge. Communism would never.

imagine traveling nuggie chefs, world renowned, entirely doing it for the craft, going from town to town, communal cafeteria after communal canteen.

both professional and hobby, each with a unique take. lab-grown or vegan, your choice, with some traditional communities still donating from their flock

post-capitalism, nuggies aren't made but also taught. quality over quantity baby, unlike anything you've ever tasted in the before times

flashbacks to the flickering flames of the last Tyson factory, a place of horror no use to the new society (fuck Tyson seriously)

It's true. I'm living in the DPRK and we long for the nugget.