They should make a prequel called "The First and the Furious" and they race vintage cars.
They should make a prequel called "The First and the Furious" and they race vintage cars.
Also something about the nuclear family.
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No vintage hasnt moved since 1999, same for retro games and stuff.
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thank fuck
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"classic rock" station playing collective soul 😡
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Collective SoulNickelback and 3 Doors Down
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make it an old timey silent film and the villain has a really long moustache and a monocle. extra points if there's a unicycle chase scene.
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Hmm how about we ditch the monocle and give him a chuckling dog instead
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this works equally well
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No, that's the fist in the furious. It's a much more...adult version of the film. Why do you think he's wearing gloves and goggles? Also, while the dog won't be participating, he will be watching.
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Okay but they do need to do a sick slow mo shot of a moustache twirling.
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If the cars start with cranks then they have to make a cranking the hawg joke
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Back to the furious
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how about they race steam locos, like in the general
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Drifting would be harder but I'd be up for it. (Insert the "multi track drifting" manga panel)
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well, you can drift once
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How has no one made a parody called The Fart and the Furious yet?
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They gotta make one with fursonas (The Fast and the Furryous)
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Driving a model T off of the Wright Brothers' first plane into the blimp of a megalomaical snake oil salesman