Imagine going to the trouble of setting this up and not politely insisting Wil Wheaton leave. It’s obvious he would be extremely upset that a man is not marrying a woman 30 years older than himself.
It’s true. Wil Wheaton is almost universally despised except by a small contingent of fans who like him ironically. Most of early internet squirrel scrotum enthusiast website fark.com was dedicated to gassing up giant-headed toolbag Wil Wheaton and making him think people liked him, a brilliant and classic form of internet bullying lost to the ages.