Veggies Burgers

As a vegetarian I find this comic offensive. The last panel should be that dude viscously ripping apart the vegetable people with his teeth.

Just because I don't eat animals doesn't mean I won't body slam you if you're between me and a potato.

- AI really has gone too far

Except that you're eating way more plants if you eat animals than if you just eat plants, as animals eat lots of plants.

Depends on the animal. Home raised chicken, for instance, can almost live on human lefts.
Insects also eat things that humans really do not consume, for instance.
They don't really eat the same thing, do they?
- An average broiler chicken diet is composed of 42.8% corn and 26.4% soybeans for protein, and about 14% bakery meal.
  Source
  Edit: 25 million chicken are getting killed daily in the US.
So what you're saying is that for each animal you eat, you save a lot of plants?
- No, for each animal you eat you're eating lots of plants in a really inefficient - and needlessly cruel - way
- That would have been correct in the pre-domestication era.

Taking things too seriously, don't most plants benefit from their fruit being eaten as part of their lifecycle?

Taking things too seriously, fruits and vegetables are generally much smaller, and can not speak and hold a baseball bat.
- Most fruits and vegetables are smaller, but not the ones running the fruits and vegetables mafia
fun fact, trains in the UK used to dump the sewage from the onboard toilets right on the tracks.
It wasn't uncommon to see tomato plants growing on/around the tracks.
This is because of the fresh tomatos used in sandwiches filtered through british bumholes
We don't eat the fruits of carrots and onions, though.

No wonder the bull didn't carrot all.

It's gonna be a beet down
- Emotions are really ramping up

Allow us to introduce ourselves

Veggie Tales has gone bad since the last time I watched it as a kid...

They tried to do a TMNT crossover episode and got PTSD from Krang

There's a soybean on the roof with a sniper rifle

The peas are ready to roll in.

Are any of those ingredients actually likely to be used in a veggie burger? I feel like I usually just see bean burgers, but I don't know much about veggie burger options

Onions should be in everything savory with melded flavors.
- Thats very fair actually. I guess carrots also make a good aromatic frankly
Tomatoes would be odd, I've never seen that. Onions, or at a minimum garlic power, should be in any burger recipe, IMO. Carrots would totally work for a veggie burger, I found this recipe that looks pretty tasty and uses both carrots and onions.
But disregarding all that; I very rarely eat burgers that don't have both onions and tomatoes as toppings :P

I've heard the screams of the Vegitables, watching their skins being peeled

Omg i completely forgot this existed

I could take them.

you (and the comic maker) should have called it vegan burger, since veggie normally means vegetarian.

Does it matter? Neither one eats the bull and even if one uses cheese then that doesn't come from the bull at least. Maybe one of his lovers
I've had very good veggie burgers, that were basically tons of vegetables tied together with eggs