Ted Cruz was on vacation again when Texas flooding began — but flew back ‘promptly’

Senator Ted Cruz’s team said he returned to Texas ‘as fast as humanly possible’

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That's really fast for lizard people. They usually have to bask for a while to get the metabolism up.
- or to shed thier skin, he could be zodiac killer basilisk.
Just trying to keep everyone from shitting on him like that time he flew off on vacation when that deadly-ass snowstorm hit
- And was in Mexico during COVID IIRC
  
  Yup. Cancun.
Do people expect him or trump to save people or genuinely give a fuck?
- Pure optics-based move. He ain't doing shit for Texas.
- does a reptilian humanoid care about humans?
please stop viting for him.
If he got back as fast as humanly possible then his alien-colony-of-vermin-in-a-human-suit-ass was sandbagging.
- cancun is where they change meat suits.
As fast as humanly... 2 days later.

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