3d ago

Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
- I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical
  
  Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
- Same, literally 😅 its my job
  
  Username checks out.
- Zop.
- Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
- "My name is Optimus Prime..."
What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
- I thought this was America!
- I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
  But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
- It’s probably for ADA compliance
  
  If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.
  
  Compliance with their wide asses!
- ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
- wide-ass
  They're probably implying exactly this.
- Also the only one with a key pad!?
  
  I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though
- Maybe for strollers?
That 'Women' door be thicc tho
- Probably USA.
- Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.
The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:
If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?
Can you find the One Unisex ~~Toilet~~ Throne to Rule Them All?
- The other guard lies on even days.
Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
- I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?
- You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
  This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
Are umpires electric?
They should have the umpires sign in braille
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet".
This is because electrician in Finnish is "sähkömies" and is literally translated "electric man"
welcome to the multiverse

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