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6d ago

Jeans

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need to get it for when my daughter's are teens and I need to embarrass them. otherwise what's the point of being a dad
- Pretty good chance these will cross the line between epic embarrassment and getting arrested for public indency if you slip your dad bod into these to Pick the girls up from school.
- not all of us enjoy ball torture, but be proud bro.
  
  they make men's thongs, plenty of room for the boys
  
  that's only a problem if you got big balls
Chaffed taint after 200 steps.
- Think it's bathing suit material by the stitching but I could be wrong.
  
  Bathing jeans... B... Beans?
  
  Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.
- And here I thought Jardiance was bad.
No pockets, as usual, sigh.
- Brother, there's barely any fabric for the puss 💀
  
  it can't be all downsides, amirite?
- I mean... You have rather easy access to your flesh pocket.
Lamme get my jondom.
- https://explosm.net/comics/nice-jorts
Let me see that Jong...jajong jong jong
My Jong? Isn't that the game Chinese grandmas play? (/j)
Does it come with a matching jra?
I’m gonna just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA
- I'll leave you this
  https://youtu.be/qox-4NrO79I
  
  That song is lit af
  
  I’m so much more into the visible hand puppetry. I find that fascinating.
  The song is good, but the video style choices are very interesting :)
- One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
Mah jongg will never be the same.
Yeah, jeans are classy.
best $85 she ever spent
- Who said it's a she?
  
  I don't think it's possible to tuck enough for them to be otherwise
  
  seriously?
Ah it's jeans season again
Even better, they're used!

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