1w ago

Wanna show me? Send a DM

Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.
Dickpic
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
thanks bro
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
- You'd first have to find out my identity
- Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
  
  Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
- Can't blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
  taps head
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
- Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your
  COCK
  
  ok 😉
- Right here? In front of my Canada day?
He's holding it upside down
- I will report it to the shitpost police
  
  ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
- There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?
I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
- Zero so far. Am sad.
  Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
  Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
  
  🍆 The audio was deleted?
  
  God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
  
  Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
  
  🐓
  
  ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....
  Superb, absolutely superb.
thx bro
i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
- What a nice tail your cock has!
Thanks bro.
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
3==>,
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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COCK