I'm posting this on both the account of the title amuses me in both languages and it's a good recipe for getting rid of whatever is about to spoil. What if a solyanka was northern german?

It's an old poor people food recipe back from tenured civil servants were poors.

You need:

• 3 Tbsp of Neutral Oil
• 500g of Mincemeat (or vegan equivalent thereof and preferrably) or really just any type of meat like protein
• 6 medium pickles
• ~250ML of broth
• some pickle juice
• some carbohydrates
• whatever seasoning you have
• Prepare the carbohydrates whatever. Roast your potatoes, cook your pasta, boil some rice
• fry up the meat in the oil
• add cubed vegetables as long as they sort of fit together on taste basis
• add broth and braise until it's reduced to a bit viscous
• add pickles
• simmer for 10 mins
• add pickle juice and seasonings
• simmer for 10 min, reduce depending on the amount of pickle juice until the sauce is somewhat viscous
• pour over prepared carbohydate
• eat your slop (positive)