Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed
91 0 ReplyThat was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.
14 1 ReplyCorn nuts. explain that, liberal.
8 0 ReplyThanks, now I can't eat popcorn.
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That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn't want it to get awkward
23 0 ReplyIs calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
13 1 ReplyNah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.
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not if you are a woman
11 1 ReplyWhat about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another
2 0 ReplyIs it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.
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Well, you are eating endosperm.
7 0 ReplyOn that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
7 0 Replygod damn
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How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.
5 0 ReplyFill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.
3 0 ReplyWhat if that was your intention all along...
3 0 ReplyMaking sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.
3 1 ReplyDelicious 😍
1 0 Replythats the meme wuality we need on lemmy
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