4w ago

BurgerTech™ (cw: r-word)

Mr. President, we must now allow a burger gap!

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I've seen the chinese wide burger, the americans are also 50 years behind on burger tech
- America is going to take one chinese hypersonic burger to the arteries and sink like the Nimitz
- Dumbasses were so phallically male chauvinist they kept thinking of ways to make the burger taller, when they should have been going wider.
- The rougamo is the superior burger, developed in the Qin dynasty over 2000 years ago and it blows every American "burger" out of the water in flavour and texture.
  
  sounds good as fuck but that's not a burger
- :this:
burgertech is a talent tree in gorbino's quest
- BurgerTech is a wargaming and fast food science fiction franchise launched by Tricon Global Restaurants in 1984, acquired by PepsiCo in 2001, which was in turn acquired by Yum! Brands in 2003; and published since 2007 by Capcom. The trademark is currently owned by Yum! Brands and, for video games, Now Production; Capcom licenses the franchise from Yum! Brands.
  
  This made me imagine an alternate past where instead of giving out Star Wars Episode 1 toys at KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut, they gave out battletech miniatures
McTech
sigh
- america moment
all burger retreat strategies must include comprehensive removal or destruction of grills and fryers to prevent burgertech capture by the enemy
The teflon curtain
The East is Burger
American Burger tech - e coli never tasted so good
burgertech (it's Chinese)
- Explaining automation to an American: "Now, imagine a burger..."
Do the ice cream machines work?
love to expand my company across every continent on earth, becoming the de facto mascot of capitalism, and then some nerds who only unlocked capitalism 30 years ago start beating your ass with the same exact equipment, logistics, and business model.

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sigh