There's no wrong way to stroke it
There's no wrong way to stroke it
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There is a similar rule applying to haha well. lets justr say.
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Who up strokin' their mole?
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Irish equivalent to cranking your hog?
Eta- the Bingalator understands me
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I;m thinkin bout jean bean ramsey
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Just chilling here while stroking my mole.
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This rubs me the wrong way.
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Now we know you're not a mole
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Unless it is either perfectly perpendicular to the skin or is already somehow laying in all directions: There can only be one direction. Given a mole moves in tight spaces backwards and forward, both would make sense.
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On a wild Tiger you can do it, but only one time.
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I think the mole is trying to trick you to try it.
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But its so tempting...
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We can make moles happy petting them, there is not wrong way... How wholesome...
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The same is true about sharks.
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Quite the opposite:
- Sharks don't have fur
- Shark skin is rough is one direction and smooth in the other. This allows them to get friction with the water to drive themselves forward, but the glide through the water for efficient travel.
The idea was copied into competitive swim suits.
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Impossible.
Unless the mole just doesn't have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it's possible to comb all hairs flat.
That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don't want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.
I knew someone would beat me to it.
Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I'm currently in litigation with the Dunkin' franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn't help that they also insist that "mole blood is basically coffee"..
So are we!