Unbelievable

The Americans of Europe.

We know exactly where they got it from
I choose to believe the Brits are dumber, but honesty, it’s probably pretty evenly matched…

Lmao this is some John Cleese level racism

I bet they are still salty about British Armada.

Isn't that literally in Spain?

Yes

Bit idea: the Reconquista except it's against Br*tish pensioners.

Spanish here, unironically yes. In the Canary Island, Benidorm and Baleares there are entire neighbourhoods with traffic and business signs already in english (or german).
And the same spanish losers who whine about Reconquista and how the moroccans are invading us (because they "send" able bodied young men here, nvm how that's the most likely demographic to inmigrate to other countries) or how the nationalists are evil for defending their languages, always turn around and ignore the abuse and racism of these brits/germans who have been here decades and refuse to even learn the language (or integrate, lmao).
- Burgerlander here. Spent some time in Calpe a few years ago and I remember driving by Benidorm and just thinking, "what the fuck is that monstrosity...". I then learned it's a totally fabricated city built just for these Brits and Germans and they're just sloppy drunk there all the time. I did not visit. It looked so out of place with skyscrapers on the coast.
- I remember the whole fiasco around Brexit and these fucks were complaining they couldn't keep all of their privileges with none of the responsibility after voting to leave. I'd heard about the large vacation/retirement communities, but I didn't realize they had gone as far as changing the street signs.
  I can't imagine being a European citizen and not wanting to learn multiple languages. In the US, if you're not born into a multilingual house/community, you don't get many opportunities to immerse yourself in anything other than English. Students trying to learn other languages have difficulty because they don't get access to them like in Europe.
  These people are given a gift and instead of embracing it they just want their blood crisps and games of conkerdone mallet pudgeon or whatever the fuck.
- LMAO at spanish losers complaining about the moroccans in spain. Spain's entire fucking agricultural production is so reliant on moroccans specifically that it impacted food prices in most of Europe when the moroccans were unable to work in spain during covid
Spain has a couple of pensioner enclaves that are basically just retirement homes for the worst people in the richer part of Europe. Like, Danish pensioners have lived in the southern part of Spain for close to 45 years at this point, if not closer to 60, and they just flatly refuse to learn spanish or even english, so they just get drunk and sunburned and abuse the locals.

Maybe they don't mean it as something people hold in reverence, but rather something people flock to. I guess this still doesnt apply to your English teacher...

"The entertainment in the hotel was all focused and catered for the Spanish - why can't the Spanish go somewhere else for their holidays?"

well, it's hard to get a reservation near the wistful suburbs of Blackburn due to the ongoing Racism Tournament (Elderly Division).

I found the article, but be warned, it's stuffed with bloat in between paragraphs: https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2065841/british-tourist-benidorm-holiday-ruined-spanish-people

Earlier this month, another disgruntled Brit slammed a tourist hotspot in Greece for serving "no English food" - describing it as "the [worst] holiday I've ever been on".
Susan Edwards, 69, from Westerhope, in Newcastle, said the all-inclusive TUI getaway to Corfu offered guests "no hot bacon or sausage", but a buffet of salads, fish and rice, which she was "sick to death of looking at" by the end of her trip.
- lmao seriously not beating the allegations of thinking salt is a spice 🤣

somehow the least racist terf-islander

i mean, she's descended from people who went to india and kept eating the same shit food they had in the UK. who wore the same clothes and played the same cricket as back home.

i think one of them does this every few years

Ruined me hols to Ibeefa

For a large number of people, it is to get drunk somewhere different.
- And I'm sure they also complain bitterly when their favorite swill beer and bottom shelf gin isn't available.
- Yea it seems like Benidorm's economy is pretty much based on cheap package deals. The kids play in the pool all day whilst mum and dad get hammered nearby and nobody leaves the hotel until the flight home.
Only a handful of Italians lived in Gubba and Afodo. The colonial presence was overwhelmingly represented by Ethiopians and Eritreans. They would have been very glad to keep on with their customary eating and drinking habits. Yet they were provided with European foods and drinks at an enormous cost.

Benidorm? Never heard of that, probably made up

"Benidorm? Like the leader of fascist Italy?" — "No, you're thinking of Benito Mussolini."
"Isn't Benidorm the fish often used as a substitute for skipjack tuna?" — "That's a bonito."
"Benidorm was a character in Engaged to the Unidentified, right?" — "No, that's Benio you're thinking of."
"Wasn't Benidorm the guy from that show with the Yakety Sax?" — "No, you're thinking of Benny Hill."
"Then is Benidorm that viral video mishearing the lyrics of some Indian song?" — "You're thinking of Benny Lava, by Buffalax."