Zia Yusuf announces return to Reform UK two days after quitting as chair

What a fucking muppet 😂😂😂

Sing to the tune of the Hokey Cokey...

You put your Yusuf in, your Yusuf out, in, out, in, out, what a bloody clown. You do the Reform Shuffle and you see it now, Those numpties don't know up from down.

(It's not perfect, but I had to get the first couple of lines written down to get them out of my head)

Strong and stable. Or was that the other lot?

Former party chair says he will lead a ‘Doge team’ inspired by Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Right, because that went so well. And who better to decide on what government branches should be cut, than someone who can't decide if he wants to be in government or not himself?