one fart and I'm dead
one fart and I'm dead
one fart and I'm dead
26 comments
-
-
Nah, this is just one of those camera trick pictures. They're actually just lying down so it looks like they're about to fall off, see?
-
That documentary about Alex Honnold free soloing El Capitan was a giant hoax, actually. He just crawled a really long way on horizontal rock while his crew tilted the cameras.
-
nah you can tell that's not the right way up because the text ends up wrong
-
Oh wait, it actually does kind of look like that. I was just trying to make a joke.
-
-
How is jean she has cance
-
one fart and I'm dead
___-
one fart and I'm dead
-
-
1 fart and I'm dead
-
One sneeze and you're toast.
-
That's why you have to face the other way - the toots keep you from falling
-
This picture makes my fingers tingle
-
one tingle and I'm dead
-
-
No way. Even just looking at the picture is bringing out my intrusive thoughts lol.
-
pfweet
-
💀💀💀
-
-
This is one of my greatest fears
-
This is one of my greatest farts
-
-
Eating beanis has never been more deadly.
-
Beware the 'friend' that asks you to eat beanis and go hiking
-
-
is an earthquake a planetary fart or a planetary cough?
-
Earthquakes are farts, volcanoes are poop
-
I was thinking a volcano would have to be a sneeze.
Poopin' happens in subduction zones where the crust pinches one off into the mantle.
-
-
26 comments
have to chalk my asshole to stop my cheeks from slipping