White House Mocked After Admitting They 'Sent Letters' to Remind Countries About Trade Deal Deadlines: 'We Resorted to Begging Now?'

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:

"Dear Slim, I wrote you but you ain't callin'..."

We've been trying to reach you about your nation's tariffs. You should've received a notice in the mail about your nation's extended tariff pause eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we begin the tariffs. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending your pause or completely removing your nation's tariffs, press 1 to speak with a bribe counselor.

Heard and McDonald Islands's letter is still on the boat that lands there every summer, so the penguins should get extra time to reply.

Strong “pls respond” vibes

Make no mistake, it was always begging. Trump threw away the one thing that made this country relevant. That was our stability as a trading partner. Now everyone in the world is looking for alternatives the dealing with the United States.

This is MASTERFUL Business Sense! Good job TRUMP! I'm going to do the SAME THING with My Businesses and send Letters BEGGING for Money too!

Direct to trash! 🗑️

declare war

strong arm

threaten

negotiation

beg <- you are here

pray

declare war

i firmly believe the us series finale was la la land in december 2016 before that dope took over.

Should I write a strongly worded letter to my grocery store, reminding them of our "unfair trade deficit" and demand "art of a deal"?