How to hold onto a subway pole
How to hold onto a subway pole
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Tarzan did it first
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To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.
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Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus
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Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
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That's what I call making use of Nature's gift.
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I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts
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Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
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That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
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Bung Fu Grip
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If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?
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is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?
if she fart do chat goon?
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We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT
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Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
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Don't skip cheek day
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As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.
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Mind the Gap!
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Eins A Scheißepfosten
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I wish I was that pole
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In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.
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Got his water bottle in a strategic place...
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nasty and inconsiderate
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exactly!
they should be using the front, not the back...
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I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.
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She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.