Ourobouros, depicted by a snake eating its own ass.
Ourobuttorous, depicted by a snake's ass eating its own head.
Is the linear progression of time in the room with us?
Someone, perhaps more than one person, holds this belief in their head
I think that specific version was someone here mocking someone who got posted in the dunk tank for saying at least part of it. The stilted phrasing and the way it includes its own refutation gives it away.
My other thought was it had to be a bear posting it, like there's no way someone actually thinks that way
Lenin working out how to send his writings 70 years into the past so Marx can study them
They call it the immortal science because it’s infinite in space and time