2mo ago

Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

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I bet trump woke up angry today. And that makes me feel good.
- He always wakes up angry. He's an angry, old, fat, tiny little boy.
  He'll just be extra, extra angry today.
  
  Oh... I thought that was constipation from his horrible diet.
- Have to find joy somewhere in this shit sandwich
Can someone explain this, isn’t this already an EU market through EU membership? Fuck Trump btw.
- Greenland is not a full member of the EU, since a referendum in 1985. But it's a territory of Denmark, which is a member, and citizens of Greenland are citizens of the EU. It seems complicated:
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_and_the_European_Union
- I guess not every obscure mining company is allowed free ~~reign~~ rain and Greenland is not in the EU.
  
  They don’t count through Denmark? I’m curious, sorry if these questions are a duh.
  
  Fun fact:
  "Reign" is what a monarch does. "Rein" is the strap with which a rider controls a horse. When a rider allows a horse "free rein", it means the rider is holding the reins loosely so as to allow the horse to steer itself.
  I have saved you a letter!
So being a bully and issuing threats isn't the best way to get a deal? Huh, who would have thunk
US also arrests innocent people from Denmark with no due process
Very legal, very cool.
lol

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