Freaked (1993) ⭐ 6.4 | Comedy, Sci-Fi - Brooke Shields, Randy Quaid, Mr. T, and more! A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist.

Burying the lede here...

Coasting off of the success of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure four years prior as well as MTV's The Idiot Box, Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston, Esq.) wrote and starred in Freaked! Keanu Reeves (Theodore Logan) has a more minor uncredited role as Ortiz "the dog boy."

Also features Bobcat Goldthwait and Gibby Haines of the Butthole Surfers.

If you can, find the European cut.

Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly.