B Movie Bonanza
- Zombie Strippers (2008)
Staring Jenna Jameson, Roxy Saint, & Robert Englund! This movie is a treasure in our house. It's humor is crude and gratuitous. Letterboxd | IMDB
- Galaxina (1980)
SHE'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE... AND TOO REAL TO BE OTHERWISE.
In the 31st century, sexy blonde android Galaxina helms the crew of a space cruiser on a mission to find the Blue Star, a mystical gem that holds unlimited power.
- George A. Romero's The Crazies (1973)
WHY ARE THE GOOD PEOPLE DYING?
The military attempts to contain a manmade combat virus that causes permanent insanity and death in those infected, as it overtakes a small Pennsylvania town.
- Reminder: people over on Mastodon watch a B-movie every Sunday and live-toot during it. Today's movie: Jules Verne's Mysterious Island (1961)
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- Hard Hunted (1992)
If you're looking for a fun, adrenaline-pumping escape filled with beautiful women, exotic locales, and over-the-top action, "Hard Hunted" delivers the goods. This Andy Sidaris classic doesn't take itself too seriously, embracing its B-movie roots with a tongue-in-cheek attitude and plenty of eye candy.
The plot follows a group of undercover agents on a mission to recover a stolen nuclear trigger hidden inside a jade Buddha. The film features plenty of gunfights, explosions, and chase scenes, all set against the stunning backdrop of Hawaii. The cast is charismatic, with Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez leading the charge as capable and alluring action heroines.
While the acting and dialogue might not win any awards, "Hard Hunted" more than makes up for it with its sheer entertainment value. It's a perfect choice for a late-night movie marathon with friends, offering a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of action B-movies.
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
Free to watch on Tubi
- Don't Go in the Woods (1981)
EVERYONE HAS NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE UGLIEST WAY TO DIE.
Four backpackers decide to take a hike in the mountains of Utah. But within the woods lurks a killer. But who.. or what.. is it? The lazy, local sheriff blames bears. But the escalating body count seems to point to a human killer. Ignoring the warning signs, our campers remain lost in the woods.. alone.. awaiting their fate.
- The Humanoid (1979)
LIGHT YEARS BEYOND TOMORROW...
In the distant future, the planet Metropolis is a peaceful utopia led by The Great Brother. His reign is threatened, however, by Graal. Graal enlists the help of a mad scientist named Dr. Kraspin, who has a plan to make unstoppable supersoldiers he calls "Humanoids." For this he requires Kapitron, a powerful element that is kept at the Grovan Institute on Metropolis.
- The Brain from Planet Arous (1957)
SCIENCE-FICTION'S MOST ASTOUNDING STORY!
An evil alien brain, bent on world dominance, takes over the body of an atomic scientist, while a "good" alien brain inhabits the body of the scientist's dog and waits for an opportunity to defeat the evil brain.
- Liquid Dreams (1991)
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE OF LOVE
Eve Black finds a job as a dancer in a shady night club to find out more about the mysterious death of her sister, who danced there before she died. The club is using girls for a strange drug experiment, so she asks a cop for help.
- Reminder: people over on Mastodon watch a B-movie every Sunday and live-toot during it. Today's movie: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON (1973)
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- Robot Ninja (1989)
A scientist helps a comic-book artist to become the superhero he has created in order to battle a vicious gang of rapists.
- The Big Doll House (1971)
THEIR BODIES WERE CAGED, BUT NOT THEIR DESIRES. THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A MAN - OR TO HIM.
Beautiful female prisoners are abused in a Philippine prison until five of them plot an escape by taking the evil female warden hostage with reluctant help from two male fruit vendors.
- China O'Brien (1990)
"China O'Brien; big city police woman; martial arts trainer, is forced to hand in her badge and head home to her father and the small town where she grew up. The peaceful town she knew is now struggling against the clutches of organized crime. When her father, the town sheriff, is killed China decides to run for his position and clean up the town. The poll results spark a series of confrontations that finally decide who runs the town" -Mark Harding <mah@imdb.com>
- The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)
A NEW KIND OF TERROR TO NUMB THE NERVES!
An earthquake in the Salton Sea unleashes a horde of prehistoric mollusk monsters. Discovering the creatures, a Naval officer and several scientists attempt to stop the monsters, but they escape into the canal system of the California's Imperial Valley and terrorize the populace.
- Takashi Miike's Fudoh: The New Generation (1996)
In order to settle a business dispute, a mob leader murders one of his own teenage sons. The surviving son vows to avenge his brother's death, and organizes his own gang of teenage killers to destroy his father's organization.
- Hard Ticket to Hawaii
This could be hands down the greatest B movie of all time. Coming from genre director Andy Sidaris and starring Playboy Playmates Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, Hard Ticket to Hawaii may be your next bad movie night adventure.
It may be full of cheesy acting and some ridiculous plot points, but the beautiful ladies, gun fights, and explosions make it something to remember.
Donna and Taryn posing as cargo pilots operating from the island of Molaki stumble upon a shipping of diamonds meant for the drug lord known as Seth Romero (Rodrigo Obregon). Quickly they are attacked by Seth’s goons and have to meet up with other members of “The Agency” to team up to take down the drug lord and seek to avenge Molaki cops that stumbled onto the grow operation.
As the second part of Sidaris’s Bullets, Bombs, and Babes series of movies, this is a vast improvement over the previous film Malibu Express. Partly due to the introduction of Speir and Carlton, their acting is on the shaky side but there is a sense that they are having fun making it. Several other series regulars make their debut as well, such as Obregon who acted in 10 of Sidaris’s outings as well as a stunning performance in the Vince Murdocco starring L.A. Wars. Cynthia Brimhall as Edy Stark starred in 6 Sidaris films as well as being involved in the soundtrack of several as well.
As with all the other entries in this series, there is no shortage of fairly impressive explosions, passable gun fights, and of course, stacked blondes. The movie for a low-budget affair makes great use of its filming location and really knowing where they needed to spend the budget. (I mean this isn’t exactly John Wick after all.)
The soundtrack is very catchy. Catchy enough that it was released on vinyl by Enjoy The Ride Records and is also available to stream on most platforms.
If you are a fan of so bad they are good movies, this is probably right up your alley. It has many laugh-out-loud moments that make it a great group watching experience.
It is currently available to stream on Tubi so check it out!
- The Nest (1987)
ROACHES HAVE NEVER TASTED FLESH.. UNTIL NOW. SHE'S JUST AN APPETIZER.
A biological experiment goes haywire when meat-eating mutant roaches invade and terrorize a peaceful New England fishing village and hideously butcher its citizens.
- Patrick (1978)
A young nurse who has just started working at a private hospital begins to suspect that a comatose young man may possess the power of psychokinesis.
- Rollergator (1996)
A teenage girl tries to help a small, purple, jive-talking alligator escape the clutches of a greedy carnival owner as well as an assortment of colourful characters, among them a skateboarding ninja, so he can be reunited with his owner.
- Escape from the Bronx (1983)
THEY'RE BACK AND OUT FOR BLOOD!
A vicious corporation tries to kill the last remaining inhabitants of the Bronx in order to build their high-rise developments. Trash, a lone, long-haired warrior is the only obstacle in their way. Well, him and his psychopathic pre-school son.
- I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958)
SHUDDERY THINGS FROM BEYOND THE STARS, HERE TO BREED WITH HUMAN WOMEN!
Aliens are slowly switching places with humans -- one of the first being a young man about to get married. Slowly, his new wife realizes something is terribly wrong, and her suspicions are confirmed when her husband's odd behaviour begins to show up in other townspeople.
- Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006)
A B-movie actress and her director boyfriend go to the spooky mansion of her rich uncle for the reading of his will, while her uncle's scheming lawyer and a sexy female ghost vie to control the inheritance.
- Flesh for Frankenstein (aka Andy Warhol's Frankenstein) (1973)
BRINGS THE HORROR OFF THE SCREEN.. AND INTO YOUR LAP
Baron Frankenstein has created male and female monsters whose children he hopes will become the new master race. Determined that they be fruitful, he aims to equip the male body with the brain of someone possessing a powerful libido. Thinking local stable boy Nicholas will be perfect, he mistakenly gets the head of Nicholas' pious friend instead.
- Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009)
THE DEBUT FILM FROM THE SOSKA SISTERS
Set in beautiful Vancouver, four friends set out on an everyday errand and end up in a fight for their lives when they discover the body of a dead hooker left in their trunk.
- Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)
SCREAM... SO THEY CAN FIND YOU!
Medieval knights executed for their black magic rituals rise from the dead and attack a group of vacationing college students who visit the remains of their abandoned monastery.
- Rock 'N Roll High School (1979)
WILL YOUR SCHOOL BE NEXT?
A group of rock-music-loving students, with the help of the Ramones, take over Vince Lombardi High School to combat Miss Togar, their strict new principal.
- Alley Cat (1984)
AN ONE WOMAN VIGILANTE SQUAD!
A beautiful young martial arts expert stops a street gang from stealing her car tires, but when the gang marks her for death and her grandparents are killed, she seeks revenge.
- House on Haunted Hill (1959)
CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR! BRING YOUR SEAT BELTS!
A millionaire offers $10,000 to five people who agree to be locked in a large, spooky, rented house overnight with him and his wife.
- She Shoots Straight (1990)
AS A COP HER BUSINESS IS THE LAW. AS A WIDOW IT'S REVENGE!
Mina Kao is a newlywed police officer who has to battle a Vietnamese gang whilst also trying to impress her new law enforcement in-laws.
- Uninvited (1988)
THEY PAID FOR A HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME... WITH THEIR LIVES.
A sinister corporation loses control of a house cat infected with a genetically-engineered virus. The death-toll rises during the mutant feline's rampage, and eventually, it finds its way on board a yacht owned by a criminal king-pin.
- A Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971)
BITING, GNAWING TERROR CLAWS AT YOUR BRAIN!
Carol Hammond is having erotic nightmares about her neighbour, Julia Durer, a woman who presides over sex and drug filled parties in the apartment next door. One night, Carol's dream culminates in a violent death, and the next morning she wakes to find that Julia has been murdered and she is the main suspect. Was Carol set up, or did she really do it?
- Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
LOVE-STARVED MOON MAIDENS ON THE PROWL!
Astronauts travel to the moon where they discover it is inhabited by attractive young women in black tights.
- Violent Panic: The Big Crash (1976)
Violent Panic: The Big Crash (1976)
Takashi is a bank robber who wants to pull off one last heist with his partner and retire to Brazil, until everything goes wrong. The first hour or so is full of bizarre and/or angry perverts with no obvious connection -- a disheveled guy obsessed with Takashi's bean-cooking girlfriend, a mechanic who keeps keying a customer's car, horny cops, etc.
The last 20 or so minutes is one of the most gloriously chaotic over-the-top car chase rampages ever committed to film, with 20+ people, including police, bystanders, a tow truck, a broadcast van, a fire engine, and a motorcycle gang.
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325140/ Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_xfRv11ZtS8
- In the Cold of the Night (1990)
LOST IN A SEA OF PASSION HE FOUND THE GIRL OF HIS NIGHTMARES
A high profile fashion photographer’s recurring nightmares about murdering a beautiful young woman materialize in waking life when she shows up at his doorstep. Fearing for his sanity, he begins to investigate the strange visions.
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- The Girl from Rio (1969)
A female warrior who rules over a group of scantily clad warrior women, kidnaps an international playboy, and comes into conflict with an underground crime boss.
- John Waters’ Polyester (1981)
IT'S SCENTSATIONAL!
A suburban housewife's world falls apart when she finds that her pornographer husband is serially unfaithful to her, her daughter is pregnant, and her son is suspected of being the foot-fetishist who has been breaking local women's feet.
- Killer Crocodile (1989)
YOU ARE INVITED TO DINNER IN THE TROPICS. BUT YOU'RE THE DINNER!
A team of environmentalists discover that drums of radioactive waste have been dumped along a river in Santo Domingo. This has spawned a giant, ravenous crocodile that emerges from the water and starts devouring everyone that crosses its path.
- Nightmare Beach (1989)
THE BEACH OF TERROR
After the execution of a motorcycle gang leader convicted of murder, a helmeted biker goes on a killing spree during spring break in Florida.
