Ohio Republicans introduce Natural Families Month

Owning the libs by being... Insufferably annoying and running victory laps about meaningless symbolic shit... Like libs.

This feels like when you go to google, and they insist that today is a holiday honoring the 162nd birthday of the guy who invented the pogo stick.

And you're like "Ok, cool. That's not a real holiday. I'm just here to find porn where women tie up a guy, stick stuff in his butt, lock it in place, and then tickle his feet as his butthole vibrates.

But the pogo stick thing is cool too I guess......no I DON'T want to read about it, or celebrate it as a real holiday."