Apparently this asshole-giraffe can't recognise the word "walk" after 3 years but when I give up and start saying "get out of my fucking house" he recognises it after only a couple of weeks

Lay down.

does nothing

Drop.

does nothing

Break dance.

rolls over and flops around like a fish

Realized very quickly that as long as my inflection is right, my cats will answer to pretty much anything. In a hilarious turn, 2/3 of them respond to “dickhead” now as long as I say it in an endearing tone.

hehe look at he face