Caught by wife

Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
- Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
  
  Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".

Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.

Just piss in the bidet

People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
- Piss but til some also shit in there

I might piss in a sink if all the toilets and urinals were being used and I had to go so badly that I was about to piss my pants. If I were in a private residence, I would just piss on the ground outside.

I am missing something. What did she do to the sink?
- The subreddit this is posted in was "sinkpissers"
- She found out that he pisses in the sink

I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.
- Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?

finally, i can use this meme:
- Excited to use this in the family group chat

Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
- I mean the wife is obviously throwing an unnecessarily large fit over this, not sure what even to say in that moment. Might've tried to let her vent for a little while longer before replying tbh
  
  I think pissing in the sink consistently is pretty gross. Unless you’re cleaning/disinfecting it thoroughly after and let’s be honest, if someone’s too lazy to walk to a toilet to piss; they ain’t doing that. It’s likely the idea of someone being a “sink pisser” is the bigger thing here, so finding out that your partner is one (a slob) is probably what led to the reaction.
  Bringing up what you think about a partners reaction to something can happen later. Saying “it isn’t hurting anyone” is marginalising her feelings instead of understanding what lead to it and is unhealthy/unhelpful imo. It’s a cop out. I could scoot my bare arse across the carpet in lieu of toilet paper and say it isn’t hurting anyone (ignoring carpet burn). Wouldn’t make it not gross as fuck. That’s not to say she’s chosen the most effective method for voicing her issue but that’s an aside.
  not sure what even to say in that moment
  I’d suggest he start with apologising for pissing somewhere that is not the designated piss zone, aka a toilet and go from there.
- LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
- And I'd say "in your own house" is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don't share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.
- It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
  
  I wee in to the toilet while I'm brushing my teeth.
- "Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
  Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
  
  Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.
- It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
  
  Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
- There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Sometime is wrong in the head with those people.
  
  They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
  
  whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
  what
- On the morning it's just easier to go in the sink. This way I'm not pissing all over the floor.
  If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I'll just use the sink.
  People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you're going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
  Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
  
  Urine isn't sterile. The germs in it just don't grow in an old school culture.
  
  If you can't avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don't be a disgusting degenerate.
  Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn't make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you're too scared that you'll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
  
  Just sit on the toillet man... Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
  
  it's a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
- If there's no toilet available, into the sink it goes.
  One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.
  Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.
  Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y'all?
  
  Yeah I kinda get it.
  I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
  ... but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
  IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I'm not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.

/r/sinkpissers
- There are allegations that such communities encourage fringe, unsanitary behavior (such as diaper use) and circlejerk around it but it's all a trolling operation and they laugh at anyone who gets swayed to actually participate.

Deuce in the sink?
- Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.
  
  Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?
  
  Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower
- r/sinkpissers
  
  I went one further and thought he'd spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.
  Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It's right up there with "calm down"; "chill out, love"; and the classic "yeah well Tracey next door doesn't mind it".
- It’s not hurting anyone
- Nah, he either pissed or jerked off into it, and didn't clean it.

It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?
- She shit in the sink.
  
  Pissed