"Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens"
30 1 ReplySmells fresh and cool. I'd sleep on a salad if I could.
18 0 ReplySleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.
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Do we have a cats are liquid community?
17 1 ReplyLooks like there is one at !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml. There is not a lot of activity there, though.
9 0 ReplyHi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml
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Cat: it's because of that one time you said
"You're so cute I could eat-ya!"16 1 Replythey're just making sure you get your recommended DV amount of toxoplasmosis
12 0 ReplyThey just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.
12 1 ReplyNah...this applies equally to kids as well.
"What's in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?"
"A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box..."
"Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?"
Really, almost anything you say to a cat you'd likely also say to a kid at some point.
10 0 Reply"Stop shitting in the corner you animal"
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"Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?" A sentence I never thought I'd have reason to say.
9 1 ReplyIs that two cats stacked on top of each other?
9 1 Reply"If I fits, I sits."
-- Every Cat Ever
7 0 ReplyHe's literally ON his diet
6 0 ReplySalad? You mean the cat's box?
7 1 ReplyCats wants to touch grass. πΏ
6 0 ReplyPerhaps it's exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?
6 1 ReplyYou told him to touch grass once.
3 0 ReplyHey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?
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