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Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason?

Since Wrestlemania there's been nothing but stories about John Cena winning an amazing 17th title, blah blah blah... It's a "History making moment", yadda yadda yadda...

Like...of course he did. It's the storyline. It's quite literally "in the script".

This isn't an achievement. Why is this in my sports news next to last night's hockey scores instead of next to an article about who was the bitchiest on the lastest episode of Real Housewives?

I get it. I loved Wrestling growing up. Back when we all WERE pretending it was real; Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, etc... But I thought at some point they steered into the whole "entertainment" aspect when most of us grew the hell up and clued into the absurdity of it all.

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  • This isn’t an achievement. Why is this in my sports news next to last night’s hockey scores instead of next to an article about who was the bitchiest on the lastest episode of Real Housewives?

    Because wrestling is a huge business and it has a lot of overlap with combat sports fans.

    Like…of course he did. It’s the storyline. It’s quite literally “in the script”.

    Yesn't.

    An actor breaking the record for most best performer oscars won in a career would also be newsworthy, yet you can absolutely pay your way to an oscar.

    John Cena is remarkable in that he's such a draw that a multi-billion dollar organization decided to set his career as the new ceiling to break for the next big star, by breaking a record untouched for decades, might I add. That's newsworthy.

    That isn't scripted, that is a performer being skilled at what he does, as much as I personally don't enjoy his work.

    But I thought at some point they steered into the whole “entertainment” aspect when most of us grew the hell up and clued into the absurdity of it all.

    This is like, the most "I learned something so the rest of the world learned it with me" I've ever seen.

    Wrestling has been known to be fake for over a century; newspapers stopped reporting on it as a factual sport in the early 1900s.

    Hell, it was known to be fakery before it was ever televised.

    Kids don't know until they do.

    It's live action martial arts anime theater. No more, no less.

    tl;dr: Should John Cena's record-breaking 17th title win be in the papers? absolutely. Sports section? Maybe, depends. It is a "sport" in the same way that figure skating or synchronised swimming is.

  • I wouldn't be surprised if it's a load of bots because Netflix spent the GDP of a small country on it.

  • We've regressed into believing a lot of imaginary things are real.

    Wrestling is the least of our worries.

  • I mean people get excited over TV shows all the time? Doesnt have to be real for people to talk about it and be excited

  • WWE is a special beast. They embraced The Internet a lot earlier than most media and their social media and astro turfing game is on point. It is why you'll hear that every single wrestler on the planet's life goal is to be in the WWE Hall of Fame (TM) and why Roman "The Rock's Cousin Who Was Such A Charisma Void That All His Lines In Hobbes And Shaw were cut" Reigns and whoever the hell is the greatest story ever told on television (TM) and so forth.

    Spend a bit of time discussing wrestling and you rapidly realize you are talking to a "bot" in that different statements trigger the exact same response from different people.

    So it is less that The Fans think that cena taking time out of his busy schedule of caping for a rapist sex trafficker was truly amazing and more that people on twitter and PR folk on The Subreddit told them to think that and they are repeating it.

    As for the other aspect:

    Why is this in my sports news next to last night’s hockey scores instead of next to an article about who was the bitchiest on the lastest episode of Real Housewives?

    Because wrestling is "event television" in a way that only sports really is anymore. Andor is one of the greatest shows of all time but, unless you are doing a Reaction podcast, it doesn't matter if you watch that episode from Season 2 tonight or tomorrow or a week from now. Wrestling and sports? People DO still want to watch that "live" because they are afraid someone will spoil the score of the Bulls game (in large part because we grew up with sitcoms where that was the joke). So, in that regard, it makes more sense to cover it with sports rather than to cut into a movie review with how taylor swift's boyfriend caught a ball real good.

    Which... gets to the last point that is not WWE specific. A lot of people don't have the time or money to watch it live. This mostly goes back to when PPVs were 50-90 bucks and when all weekly shows were on TV that a lot of "cord cutters" didn't have. But it also just speaks to the general lack of an attention span. A LOT of the Internet Wrestling Community (IWC)... don't actually watch wrestling. They follow live threads or watch clips and then they wait for Dave "It's cool, he just didn't like her tits" Meltzer to give them a star rating.

    It has become a lot more prevalent in the AEW era where we have "something else" on weekly TV (no. TNA didn't count. I loved TNA but that shit was the #4 promotion even when there were only two on TV in the US) and the "AEW style" is still heavily informed by The Indies and New Japan where people try to tell a self contained story in every match rather than relying on six months of promos on TV. You will RAPIDLY notice that the IWC will barely mention character work that is not part of a clip released by the company or one that was so good that wrestling twitter clipped it themselves. A live thread might lose their shit over how much rotation a tall lady got on a powerbomb spot and then immediately "forget it" because wrestling twitter didn't care and the company didn't bother to release a clip of it.

  • The audience participating in the performance by pretending that it's real is central to the meaning of kayfabe. That never changed, even if it only recently expanded to some media that's in your news feed.

  • I'm still not quite sure if the winner is predetermined or not. I know the "fighting" isn't real, though the stunts still take skill to pull off safely and in a believable manner, and the rivalries are scripted... Not sure if the entire fight is written in advance or if it's ad-libbed and the winner is just whoever happens to be winning when the fight needs to end for the next event.

    And mostly just because I've seen backyard wrestling groups that can go either way with it (without even counting the ones that think it's entirely real and just hurt each other the whole time). Some are entirely scripted, others just ad-lib the fight and the winner is still unknown until it's called.

  • In a way, it is impressive. They make those decisions based on certain factors and his ability to draw crowds, attention, money has been sustained for a long time.

    I don’t think people are deluding themselves.

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