Trump administration could give $5,000 bonus to boost birth rate

Great, so if you have pretty good insurance the government will cover the copay?

oh so the falling birth rate is just because most people don't have $5000, which, as we all know, is all you need to raise a child

Is it to compensate for the losses in school?

Is it starting to feel a little fash in here?

I’ve got two; send me my check.