Snailshock is Pool but with Snails, with Dice for extra moves and Cards to mess with them

I thought the title was complete word salad, but no, this is a legitimate case of snail pool, the full deal with all the dice, cards, and chaos that typifies this depraved category of recreation.

Say what you will, but I have never seen a game of snail pool that didn't leave a trail of bad taste in it's wake.