Hero with sticky fingers

I paid for the game therefore all the items in it are mine

"Hold still, shopkeep..."

Puts bucket over shopkeeper's head

"There we go."

Steals everything, including the clothes off the shopkeeper

"Ok, you can look now!"

Same with looting all the farms in Skyrim. I just saved your entire place from being burninated, I'm taking some of this wheat as hero tax.