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PugJesus @lemmy.world

2d ago

Garden pest

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Nah that thing is straight out of Australia burn it

The ONLY safe thing is to nuke it from orbit.
- It's the only way to be sure.
  
  Exterminatus? OK exterminatus
  
  Going through these movies for the first time ever, and I just heard this quote last night. I finally get to say I understood that reference 😎
- Game over man!
- No, that would just make them stronger.
  Move human civilization to a different solar system and then explode the sun, it'll all be worth it once those things are gone.
  
  Akshually, there's only one Sol-ar system.
- Fuckin' A.
  
  H would be even better!

Have a talk face to face.

Australia.
- Mate I got like 3 of those little fuckers as pets, they make fuckin great guard dogs.

Flamethrower.
- Flamethrowers are organic, right?
  
  There exist inorganic fuels, but I don't think any portable flamethrower is capable of using them.
  
  They actually are.
  Just farm things.

They're allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

Flamethrower.

What's it though? Is it the lv426 reference or I'm missing something?
- Facehugger from Alien

Finally an AI use case.
- These can be purchased online. Friend has one.
  
  Sure, but the images are VERY clearly AI generated.
  
  Sweet.
  But careful of David.

You don't.
It's their garden now.

Plasma rifle.
- Hot plasma, fresh from the rifle, just like mama used to make
  
  Pepperidge Farm remembers.

That would be funny if they were in reality just garden pests and didnt kill people, literally just humping a potted plant and eating the tomatos.

leave the home, and hope that they are happy with that, in case that is not enough, you can give up non vital appendages

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