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  • They should just dump the source code and let us remaster it ourselves

    "Noooo but my trademark patented engine speedtrees AI trade secret proprietary royaltied merchant's privileged asset--" shut up, I already know this is gonna be shit, the textures are gonna be AI generated, and it will somehow have directly involved exploiting third-world labor cuz capitalism is in a total-society-enshittification death spiral and every single modder can do it better cuz they were already making horrific and wonderful binary patches anyway to your Windows 98 MSVC generated 9999999999 thousand line """""solution""""" file defined slop code that can actually still run on a 386 Zionist genocide-optimizing-computer type CPU so your slop code runs less like shit, makes better graphics, and so they can jerk off to modded-in anime girls

    Literally collectivize all software immediately, all licensces (doesn't deserve to be spelled correctly anyway, probably French) will be null and void

    The exploding quadcopter software will be collectivized as soon as this episode of the class war is complete however

    It makes me so sad playing games I love knowing that the code is locked away in some vault somewhere or lost forever :(

    • They won't release the sauce cos u said game developer code is stinky and now they're sad

      • Am rly tired but I gotta say: I blame the game devs only partially (object oriented brained ppl usually omg, not even good object oriented they all got C++ and Java brain hehe)

        A lot of ppl live under perma-crunch schedules so good code is impossible anyway :(

        I hug game devs, if you're reading this and a game dev I'm sending a hug over TCP/IP (if u want it ofc) <3

        We should shred oyur project manager together

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