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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

3w ago

Family tradition

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Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.
- Congratulations!!!!
  You win the internet today

I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol
- Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.

There's something extra fun about this post in that alcohol taken anally is far more effective since it bypasses the digestive tract and gets absorbed directly into the blood stream from the colon. Like 2 oz vodka mixed with 4 oz lubricant shot up in an enema will have you SMASHED. So having a few glasses of wine put up there will make that a very memorable Thanksgiving.
- Memorable for everyone else, yeah.
  
  Ohhhhh yeah.
  Had a fling with someone who was into butt chugging for a bit. To not get inappropriately wasted, they'd have 2 oz of wine for an entire evening. This would put them at just past tipsy and they were like 6 ft tall, for reference.
- I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.

Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.
- As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.
  
  "Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony
  
  That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"
- But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?
  
  The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.
  
  It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.

Found Kavanaugh's alt account!
- One day you're just a normal guy, then - BOOF - you're on the supreme court.
  
  And if you don't remember why, you should unplug your butt

TIL You can be tested for alcohol consumption up to 24 hours after your last drink.
- But they really only test for it if they think you're drinking at work
  
  It's r/probation. If he got a DUI or something, he wouldn't be allowed to drink, and they do random testing.

To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.
- Actually it's not normal to have blood in your pee
  
  Naw, i think thats just you.

The poop hole loophole only goes so far.

I wonder which option their family would prefer...

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This is a complete new level of stupid.

The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing

Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.

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