Connor has seniority

One time, I got a job at a large, chain electronics store as a warehouse associate. They already had a guy there named Tim, but they immediately decided that they liked me more than him, and renamed that Tim (that worked there for 2 years) to "Other Tim."
- "Other Tim."
  OT
  
  Actually a badass nickname though, I would have leaned into that. But Other Tim doesn't seem cool enough for that
- Worked at a place with a guy named Todd. Then we got another Todd who was less than bright. He got nicknamed Re-Todd.
- Damn that's rough on Other Tim
- My cousin dated two guys named Dewey (back to back, too). When she introduced the second one to us, we called him Dewey Twoey
- Literally othered
- The enchanter!

Human Connor should know his place

Using Maxwell as the pic breaks the illusion of the story.
- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
  Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
  
  I don’t see that in the screenshot anywhere
  
  TIL I'm a fool.
- On the other hand we get to look at Maxwell

My name is Connor, I am the ~~Android~~ Cat sent by ~~Cyberlife~~ the Cat Distribution System 😼
- at least I'm not the only one whose mind went there

I’d totally run with that and say you can call me HC for short!
- HC does work nicely and I’d 100% go by that. I’m learning Spanish and if my name was Connor I’d ask for MC - Mejor Connor = Better Connor.
  I’d hop onto every Zoom call and open with “Mic Check 1, 2, 1, 2”
- "My friends call me Jesus."
  
  You don’t fuck with the Jesus

Fake. You telling me people on that board have office job?
- I know that's a joke, but I worked with a friend who'd regularly discuss 4chan with me. I also sadly witnessed him slowly go from just laughing at Trump to supporting him, though that was back in 2015-2016. I moved and stopped using Facebook, so I haven't had any recent contact with him.
  Edit whoops, this is cats. If politics isn't allowed here I can edit this.
  
  💀
  Btw, this is cats. Only highest level of politics is allowed here.
  
  whoops
  Happens to the best of us
  On a separate note, me two hours ago
- It's exactly the guy in the office you would expect

Honorifics work well in cases like this. Call the cat Connor-sama and the human Connor-kun.

the cat in the picture is named Maxwell. he's a lad.

As a Connor myself I would be totally cool with being called human Connor

I would be honored to be called Human Sanctus if there was already a cat with my name.

Oh snap! I once worked somewhere that already had a guy with my name and he asked me to use some other name. I thought that was bad enough (and told him no). But this is next level.

And i think we know about as much as we need to about Human Conner.
- While I think it’s fun and I personally have fun when colleagues share the same name as me, I believe it’s a form of harassment and bullying if you request not to be called something other than your name and people at work, a professional environment, refuse to do so.

Jokes aside, it's probably easier for the cat to learn to ignore "Human Connor" than it is to learn a new name for themselves, right?
- It's probably easier for the human to recognise "Human Connor" than it is for the cat to learn a new name, right?
  
  The cat isn't going to understand 'human' either, so it's just human noises> CONNER more human noises, where are the treats?>
- I'm not sure, maybe we underrate them. I knew of a dog that also answered to being called by two different names, it was so amusing when I saw it.
  
  I mean, who DOESN'T have a pet that responds to both "[real name]" and some variant of "Shithead"?
  
  Mine responds to: her name, bitch, dog, and puppy.
  
  I don't doubt that they can learn it, but it will probably take the cat longer than the human. Sounds totally fair to keep that in mind.
- I dunno, I changed my cat's name after my ex left (she named him Tiny Rick and I thought that was fucking stupid) and he bounced right back. He was maybe 3 at the time. It's been nearly 8 years and he comes when called by his "new" name just fine.
  
  Sure, I'm not saying it doesn't work. But it's probably gonna be pretty confusing for the cat to hear its name for no reason. I'm assuming you didn't run around saying "Tiny Rick" every day for those 8 years?
- The cat been responded to "connor" for so long, adding a "human" or "cat" at the front mean nothing to them.
  
  I think they can learn to ignore "human Connor" fairly quickly when they don't get the response they know/want.

I would love to have that nickname

I just want people to be called by their preferred names and pronouns
- I doubt Human Connor is going to be actually upset about this tbh
  
  He's upset enough that he voiced his preference. Choosing to ignore that stated preference might be fine in this context, or it might not be. But, assuming that someone is not actually upset about a behavior that they've requsted change seems like an unnecessary leap of faith.
- Did they ever ask the cat what its preferred name is?

"Just Call me human John Smith!"
Day 163 they still dont know im a kitten with legal license.